Keester

ALL
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE

I
LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY


Don't put all of your eggs in one basket

 

Walk softly and carry a big
carrot

 

Everyone needs a friend who
is all ears

 

There's no such thing as too
much candy

 

All work and no play can
make you a basket case

 

A cute little tail attracts
a lot of attention

 

Everyone is entitled to a
bad hare day

 

Let happy thoughts multiply
like rabbits

 

Some body parts should be
floppy

 

Keep your paws off other
people's jellybeans

 

Good things come in small
sugarcoated packages

 

The grass is always greener
in someone else's basket

 

An Easter bonnet can tame
even the wildest hare

 

To show your true colors you
have to come out of your shell

 

The best things in life are
still sweet and gooey

 

Life should not be a journey
to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in
the other, body thoroughly used up and screaming "WOO HOO, what a ride!"


HAPPY EASTER!